Stevethomas pacmansmall

Some long-lost propaganda of the war.

The Great War was the war between Pac-Man and Cheezus in order to determine whether humanity was worth saving. Pac-Man did this with many unknown generals. Cheezus eventually defeated the generals by outwitting Pac-Man in separating his own body into many fragments to defeat all the generals at once. This tactic confused the generals, catching them off-guard. Pac-Man was angry, but realized that humanity was worth saving from his next Critical Mass event. He implanted homosexuality into all of Cheezus' fragments so they could not reproduce and rise against him once more.